EXPERIENCE THE MELTDOWN
Simple steps. Serious meltdown.
🥔 Step 1: Potatoes
The only predictable part of your day.
🧀 Step 2: Meltdown Begins
Proper raclette losing its composure.
🍖 Step 3: Topping Time
Bacon • Crispy onions • Pickles • Jalapeños 🌶️
Choose 2…because chaos loves limits. ✅
🥄 Step 4: Saucey
Mustard • Ketchup • BBQ • Gravy • Spicy mayo 🌶️
This is where it gets personal.
😈 Step 5:Optional Bad Ideas
Extra cheese scrape
Smashed burger on top.
🍽️ Step 6: Dive In
Napkins provided. Dignity optional.